Romance is For Suckas

Please don't bring me flowers; I just wanna fuck. Let's face it, in this economy it costs a small fortune for all that swooning shit. If you're in an established relationship the most it'll cost you to get laid is roughly 10-25 mins., depending on how committed you are to the cause. That's why I say that all that bullshit stuff in romance novels is for the birds. Throw me a "bone' and I'll be one happy heifer. It has occured to me that perhaps not all relationships are built on the same stack of lies, false pretenses, and over estimations. The one I'm in sure as hell is. Once you're groomed in that manner, you're pretty much doomed to stay in the same rut and are destined to be jaded from here on out. I don't feel like I'm bitter. I'm just being realistic. If anybody could find me one actual real life relationship that is remotely similar to what is seen in movies, let me know. I'd sure as hell like to see with my own eyes how that works....but I'm no sucka!